This day started at 6 am with both girls simultaneously screaming.
H "Is it MORNING? I was to eat BREAKFAST!
me "no, its not morning yet. Let me take a shower."
H "I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE A SHOOOWWWWER..."
While this was going on (and on) I had gotten S out of her bed, and dumped her into ours with J. I shot him several filthy looks for having the nerve to still be lying down.
I got into the shower, with H still screaming about morning and breakfast. When I turned off the water I heard continued wailing from H. "You said you'd be fast! That was NOT A FAST SHOWER" then "I WANTED TO EAT BREAKFAST WHEN ITS STILL NIGHTTTTIIIIMMMMEEEE..." (and again. and again.)
Apparently the sun rises with my shower, which explains a lot for those days when I don't get a shower.
Then this gem from H: "I WANT MOMMY TO GO BACK TO SLEEP"
Oh. Really? Is this a test?
Finally, J says to me, "Its night time when you're still asleep" Thus the breakfast at night time.
All this because she wanted a Daddy breakfast.
Too bad, I told her. I'm awake now. (See? See what happens when you jolt me awake at 6 am? You're stuck with me. I don't do back to sleep well. I can't nap either. Its too hard to wake up the first time.)
The sun rises when I shower. Morning comes when I arise from slumber. I have spoken.
I will have to tell the rest about this day tomorrow- as it took me the entire day to describe my morning.